If I Could Have A Dog

if i could have a dog

my life would be so much easier

Because unlike you

A simple walk would serve to please him

I would teach it new tricks

Some of them might suite you

Better of that stupid thing

of strutting round yourself like you do

I would give it bones

But only when i find the time

It wouldn't like another rude boy

Who ate all of mine

I wouldn' make him starve

Putting food in it's bowl

If you were my dog, make you starve

Would be my only goal